WALKER, THOUSANDS OF OTHERS EXPECTED AT LAKEFRONT "TEA CEREMONY" AT RAMADAN'S END SATURDAY

WILL GATHER IN LOVING AMITY AT FAST'S END

SHERIFF WILL KEEP ORDER TEHRAN-STYLE

PROPHET JOE THE PLUMBER GUEST ORACLE

Special to the Readers of Milwaukeeworld 

By Michael Horne

And The Milwaukee World Hound Dog Team

The eyes of the faithful followers of Islam will be looking to the sky Saturday evening, September 19th, 2009, for the first glimpse of the waxing crescent moon. The sight of the celestial orb will mark the end of the holy month of Ramadan.
In Milwaukee thousands are expected to gather at Veteran's Park at Milwaukee's lakefront at Ramadan's end for a "Tea Ceremony," from 3 to 5 p.m.
Among those expected to speak on this holy occasion are such dignitaries as:

• Political Prophet Joe The Plumber
• Propagandist Michelle Malkin
• Physicist and Astronomer Willie Soon
• Sheriff David Clarke
• Supreme Leader Scott Walker

They will be joined by Rebecca Kleefisch, a "Conservative correspondent" who has issued a video insisting you "don't have to be crazy" to attend the gathering.

GATHERING GROUNDS NEAR HEART OF MUSLIM RESTAURANT DISTRICT

 Should be a Convenience for Hungry Faithful as Fast Ends

It could not be immediately determined why the Tea Ceremony was scheduled for the lakefront, when the crescent moon will first be observed in the west, but the site has been a ritualistic gathering spot for centuries. Fortunately, Milwaukee's veteran's park is steps away from numerous Muslim establishments. Participants and their guests will certainly be awed by the abundance of Halal treats available on the Cream City's "Fig Coast." Whether it's Schwarma at Casablanca, Felafel from Abu's, Lamb Chops from Mona's Turkish Restaurant, or a refreshing Mango Lassi from Aladdin, the thousands at the lakefront will have every opportunity to have a joyous and memorable Laylatul Qadr.
Prophet Mohammad, when asked what one should invoke of Allah during this night, said: "Ask for your safety here and in the hereafter."
Amen
-- Michael Horne

WHERE TO PARK YOUR CARAVAN?
Parking Areas Near Veteran's Park
In order of proximity to Veteran's Park

Veterans Park ($5.00)

McKinley Park (Free)

O'Donnell Parking Structure ($5.00)

Discovery World At Pier One ($5.00)

Lake Lot ($4.00)

Summerfest Grounds (Free?)

Italian Community Center  ($2.00)


Be Part of History!
Americans For Prosperity – Wisconsin Chapter
& The Wisconsin GrandSons of Liberty
Present:
A Taxpayer Tea Party/Milwaukee Constitution Day Celebration
WHAT: Wisconsin’s Largest Tea Party
WHEN: Saturday, September 19, 2009, 3:00 – 5:00 PM
WHERE: Veterans Park, 1010 N. Lincoln Memorial Drive
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Confirmed Speakers
Rachel Campos-Duffy
Blogger at AOL Parent Dish & Author:Stay Home, Stay Happy
Willie Soon, Ph.D
Astrophysicist Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics
Marc Marano
Former Spokesman for Senator James M. Inhofe of Oklahoma
Web site: ClimateDepot.com.
David Clarke
Milwaukee County Sheriff
Mark Block
Wisconsin State Director, Americans for Prosperity
Pastor David King
Founder, Milwaukee God Squad
Rebecca Kleefisch
Conservative Correspondent at Midday With Charlie Sykes
Linda Hansen
Wisconsin Prosperity Network