Wednesday, September 26, 2007

"FRESH COAST" PIMPS MILWAUKEE'S IMAGE!

Exclusive to the readers of www.milwaukeeworld.com
By Michael Horne

FRESH COAST, THE MAGAZINE (ABOVE) WILL THIS CAUSE CONFUSION WITH THE MAYOR'S SLOGAN? OR WILL IT HELP ESTABLISH MILWAUKEE'S IMAGE? Discuss.

The first recorded instance of Mayor Barrett using the term "Fresh Coast" to brand our city was reported here at milwaukeeworld on November 30th, 2006. In recent weeks, Barrett has spread the term around so that it now resonates from the Halls of City Government to the Shores of Menomonee.
The mayor thinks "Fresh Coast" is resonant of our region's abundant water supply. As for me, "Fresh Coast" draws up images of bootylicious models (available for a fee) and the latest advancements in ride pimping.
That is because "Fresh Coast" is the name of an exciting new magazine set to hit newsstands in 18 states soon.
According to the publisher's manifesto, as seen on MySpace,
"Freshcoast is not just a magazine we also cross promote with some of the industries heavy hitters. If you think your ride, SUV or exotic car got the juice to do a photoshoot and feature hit us up and get back to you."
It also advertises that it needs writers, as can be seen from the passage quoted above.
SIGN UP NOW FOR YOUR FRESH COAST MODEL! (Rates available on request.)

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

BOARD RECOMMENDS PANEL TO RESOLVE FUTURE REDISTRICTING DISPUTES

Special to the Readers of Milwaukeeworld

By Michael Horne

[
The following dispatch sounds boring now, and it shall remain so in the future, but it is also vitally important as we face the countdown to Election 2012 -- Ed.]
Five years after a 2002 lawsuit filed by Scott Jensen and Mary Panzer prompted its formation, a special Wisconsin Redistricting Committee has suggested creation of a panel of judges to devise new legislative or congressional districts in the event the 2011-2012 legislature does not enact a redistricting plan and a lawsuit challenging the existing districting is filed.
"As a practical matter, we think that litigation after the 2010 census is likely," said the seven member committee in a just-released draft report dated September 21st, 2007.
This forward looking committee of political scientists and law professors was founded at the request of Chief Justice of the Wisconsin Supreme Court Shirley Abrahamson to avoid the problems in the 2000 redistricting of Colorado and Texas where redistricted legislatures re-redistricted their states' court-drawn maps to gain further partisan advantage.
"This ... could have implications for Wisconsin because the Wisconsin state Legislature has revised districting drawn by the Wisconsin Supreme Court," the committee members wrote in their report.
Redistricting is "an inherently political process," the members found, adding "criticisms of the process abound: incumbents draw safe districts that make them unbeatable; parties try to maximize the number of seats they are sure to win, and because of the inability of the Legislature to agree upon a plan, the courts are left with the task of drawing maps."
Lawsuits "have become a routine part of the redistricting process," the members said, citing a National Conference of State Legislatures survey that found 150 lawsuits in 40 states challenging redistricting plans.
These suits may be filed in State or Federal courts, depending on the plaintiffs' perceived chance of success.
In Wisconsin, the last redistricting completed without "substantial judicial intervention" was in 1931. Federal judges drew state legislative districts in the 1980s, 1990s and in 2000s. The State Supreme Court drew the lines in the 1960s and almost did so in the 1970s when a court-imposed deadline forced the legislature to act.
The committee suggests future redistricting, in the likely event of a legislative impasse and court challenge, would be handled by a Special Court consisting of the presiding judge of each of the state's four Appeals Court districts as of January 1, 2012 and a fifth member to be randomly selected from a statewide pool of reserve Court of Appeals judges. There are provisions for alternative selections from Appeals Court judges in the event any chose to recuse themselves.
Maps created by the panel would be considered binding, with appeals to be heard by the Wisconsin Supreme Court.
Here is a link to the report:
070925.redistricting.pdf
[The committee members who signed the draft report are R. Booth Fowler, UW-Emeritus; Donald Kotecki, St. Norbert College; Kenneth Mayer, UW; Ed Miller, UW Stevens Point and Peter Rofes, Marquette. Committee members Juliet Brodie, UW; and Ron Weber, UW Milwaukee apparently did not sign the report.]

BIG FISH LOVES SMALL POND: ABELE "WOULDN'T LIVE ANYWHERE ELSE"


Milwaukeean Chris Abele announced a $5 million personal donation to the Royal Shakespeare Company yesterday, Monday, September 24th, 2007, according to a release from the London-based theatrical group. It is the largest American gift in the history of the world’s most famous classical theater, which was named after an Elizabethan-era English playwright.


Although London gets the $5,000,000, (or £2,482,991.50, at current rates), Milwaukee gets a wet sloppy kiss from philanthropist Abele. “I wouldn’t live anywhere else,” Abele told reporter Campbell Robertson of the New York Times in an article published yesterday.


According to the Times article, when Chris was asked to run the family’s philanthropy, the Argosy Foundation, “he agreed on one condition: that the Argosy Foundation be based in Milwaukee.”


A release from the Royal Shakespeare Company says Abele’s $5 million is just part of the total $15 million the Royal Shakespeare Company America plans to raise towards the $228 million redevelopment of the Royal Shakespeare Theatre in Stratford-upon-Avon, England. Abele has been president of the American group since 2005. The troupe’s association with the colonies dates to 1913 when it toured 25 cities in the United States, Milwaukee not among them. Although Abele is President of the RSCA, its chairman is Lord Sainsbury of Turville, a grocer.

[ Update -- Thursday, September 27th, 2007 : Milwaukeeworld received this response to a request for comment from Christopher Seton Abele --

The donation to RSC was a personal gift from Chris Abele and not affiliated with Argosy. Unfortunately he’s not currently taking meetings to discuss the gift, but we thank you for your comments.
Regards,
Erin Peterson
-- Ed.]

Monday, September 24, 2007

MOVE AFOOT TO REVIVE BERNIE BREWER CHALET


By Michael Horne

On Friday, September 21st, 2007, Lakefront Brewery owner Russ Klisch told tour members at the brewery that a petition had been circulating, unbeknownst to him, to return Bernie Brewer’s Chalet and Mug to the Milwaukee Brewers organization so it could be put in use at Miller Park.


The petition was circulated on the internet by Todd Achtner, a Brewers fan, on his website truebrew.com. Klisch said he first heard about the petition when a reporter from the New York Times called about it. A story appeared in the Sunday, September 23rd, 2007 edition of the paper.


In it, we learn that the plastic slide now in place at Miller Park lacks the character of the chalet, which Klisch bought for the astounding sum of $18,000 in October, 2000. (The astounding part is that Klisch shelled out $18,000 for a frivolity.) Bernie’s slide, which he would descend upon the occasion of a team home run, has been placed in storage, since Klisch’s insurance advisors thought a brewery was not the place for folks to hurtle themselves into an abyss. This writer was one of the first to descend the inclined plane upon its installation at the brewery, 1872 N. Commerce St., and he can attest that it was a thrill ride nonpareil.


Klisch told Times reporter Vincent M. Malozzi he would consider lending the memorabilia to the team if they would like it back.


“These artifacts tie the old place to the new place, and would be a lot more fun than that wimpy thing they’ve got going on with Bernie’s Dugout.”


If you would like to see the chalet return to the Brewers, you can sign the petition here.

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