Wednesday, March 01, 2006

NML STAFF GUINEA PIGS IN EMERGENCY DRILL

Those bloodied bodies you will see piled up in Cathedral Square Thursday morning will be volunteers from Northwestern Mutual Life Insurance Company.
The Mayor's office announced at 5:27 p.m. on Wednesday afternoon that a "Full-Scale Emergency Response Drill" was planned for "Thursday March 3rd" in Cathedral Square. [For those who are keeping up with their calendars, Thursday is actually March 2nd.--Ed.] The City of Milwaukee is holding the drill in conjunction with the Department of Homeland Security, so I suppose we have no choice in the matter, but you'd imagine a little warning would be nice.
I mean, how long has the mayor known about this drill?
"Oh, for some time," said mayoral spokesperson Eileen Force, when milwaukeeworld called her at 5:35.
"What is this drill? Doesn't it need a permit? How long has this been planned? Why did you wait until now to tell us? How many stories have appeared in the news media about this exercise? Will there be tanks involved?"
Ms. Force withstood the barrage of questions. The drill is a simulation of some kind of disaster. NML got involved because the Homeland Security folks needed some voluntary victims. The thing has been in the works for a good time, it does require a permit, no stories have appeared about it yet, although the police department has mentioned it and yes, some members of the media were notified about the planned emergency before 5:27 p.m. [So why didn't they write anything?] No tanks will be involved.
So, if you are in the vicinity of Cathedral Square between 9 a.m. and noon on Thursday, March 2nd 2006, you now know what's going on.
A little warning beforehand would have been a nice thing; the correct date even nicer.
Here's the terse press release, tantalizing and utterly lacking in details. Doesn't it scare you, too?

***MEDIA ADVISORY***

City of Milwaukee to Conduct Full-Scale Emergency Response Drill

MILWAUKEE – The City of Milwaukee, in conjunction with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, will conduct an Emergency Response Preparedness Drill tomorrow, Thursday, March 3rd beginning around 9:00 a.m. The City is partnering with Northwestern Mutual for this full-scale exercise.

WHAT: City of Milwaukee

Full-Scale Emergency Response Drill

WHERE: Cathedral Square

Downtown Milwaukee

WHEN: 9:00 a.m.

The exercise is expected to conclude around 12:00 noon.

-30-

Eileen Force
Communications Director
Office of Mayor Tom Barrett
City Hall
414-286-8504 (phone)
414-286-3191 (fax)
eforce@milwaukee.gov

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

SPRING (TRAINING) FEVER

Dear Reader --

Tamra Reynolds, the Brewer Babe, has been burning up the telephone lines to get the latest information on our Major League baseball franchise in advance of Thursday's exhibition game opener.
We'll let her cover the milwaukeeworld posting duties today, since your Editor / Publisher is inextricably tangled in Mardi Gras beads as he prepares for a final fling before purifying his soul in the ashen cauldron of Lenten self-abnegation.

Laissez les bons temps roulez!

Michael Horne
Editor / Publisher
1 414 978-8039


BREWER BABE : 34 DAYS TO GO!
By Tamra Reynolds

Hello again, Brewer fans! Well, spring training is well under way and we have a mere 34 days to go until the start of the most anticipated Brewer season in over a decade. I don’t know about you, but I’m excited, and have been counting the days all winter!


Reports from spring training have been trickling in and here’s what we know so far. All players on the 40-man roster have been signed for the upcoming season except for Bill Hall. The rumor there is that a deal is in the works to offer Hall a multi-year contract, which would keep this great player in our stable, as well as buy out his first couple of years of arbitration eligibility. Also in the works is a contract extension for Derrick Turnbow, which would accomplish the same two goals.


Brady Clark hasn’t slacked off at all after his breakthrough season last year, as some expected him to do. It was reported in the Journal Sentinel this morning, Tuesday, that Brady remains the first person on the field in the morning, and the last to leave in the evenings, frequently taking extra batting practice. It seems Brady is determined to not experience that “sophomore slump” that derailed Scott Podsednick, whom Brady replaced as lead off batter. Yes it’s true this won’t actually be Brady’s sophomore season, it is his second season as an everyday player.


Dale Sveum and Rickie Weeks seem to think they’ve ironed out the wrinkles in Rickie’s defense at second. After watching some tapes of Rickie last season, Sveum zeroed in on what he thought was the problem area. It seems Rickie’s positioning at second was off just a bit, so by playing more to his right, Rickie should be able to get some more fluidity to his movements and get off quicker throws. It appears Rickie’s injured thumb was partly to blame for his team-high number of errors last season, and since his surgery, it looks as though he will be a little less sieve-like this season.


Prince Fielder reported to camp a few pounds lighter last week. Could this be an effort to maximize the agility and quick reflexes that he will need to successfully replace Lyle Overbay at first base? Heaven knows the last thing we need is another 20-error season out of one of our everyday players, even if he is still classified as a rookie. Also up in the air is how Fielder will handle Capuano’s wicked pickoff. Overbay has said that he always sensed when Cappy would attempt a pickoff, and was therefore always ready for it. Let’s hope that Fielder can develop that same sixth sense and work as well with Cappy as Overbay did.


Speaking of Capuano, he is expected to start in the Brewer’s first exhibition game Thursday against San Francisco. Chris took a shot to his left hand while practicing bunts last Sunday. Luckily, he was unhurt and returned to the plate to finish up his practice. That’s one player we cannot afford to lose. Chris is one of the better hitting pitchers on the Brewer staff, and we’re looking to him to get 20 wins this season.


On the subject of wins, the Brew Crew’s fearless leader Ned Yost has set a goal of 1 ½ to 2 extra wins per month this season, to reach a 90-93 win season. Based on the numbers from the 2005 season, 90-93 wins would put them in the thick of the wild card race. Ned and his players alike are determined to play into October this year. Going into this season, the Brewers are being viewed by many sports writers as the “sleeper team” to watch going into the playoffs. Well I say wake up! With the group we have assembled this season, we’re not just possible contenders, this team could go all the way to the playoffs.


Ned Yost, for one, is determined to get this team there under his tutelage. He discussed his position as manager after receiving his contract extension on Saturday. "I never took this job to get another job," he recently told Drew Olson, of the Journal Sentinel. "I took this job to come over here and help turn this organization around and win a world championship. Until that feat is accomplished, I'm not going to be happy. When I said three years ago that I want to be the Brewers' manager, I wasn't lying. I love Milwaukee. I love these kids. I love this team. I love Miller Park.” Well we love you too Ned, and I, for one, am thrilled that we’re going to have you for another 2-3 years.


Geoff Jenkins seems to believe in the possibility of October as well. Jenkins is viewed as the team leader, being the veteran of the bunch, going into his 9th season with the Brewers, and he was quoted by the Journal on Friday when he spoke to the team before a workout in Maryvale. "I'm excited," Jenkins said. "I think we've got a really good team. I think we've got the right group of guys in place, the right coaching staff, and we've got the right guys calling the shots off the field. It's a good group of people.” He later said that for the first time, those words weren’t lip service. “I really believe that we've got a shot."


Apparently, the fans agree with Ned and Geoff. Eager fans started lining up outside Miller Park at 5:30 am on Saturday morning in an effort to secure tickets to their first choice games. A record-high 94,000 single tickets were sold in an eight hour time frame at the park, online, and by phone. One frustrated fan told me that by the time he got to the ticket window at 10:15, after being in line since 5:30, tickets to opening day were gone, and had been since 9:30. However, a quote by VP Rick Schlesinger in the Journal Sentinel on Saturday indicated that there were still tickets available in the $30 range, as well as obstructed view seats. When I checked the Brewer website Saturday evening, though, there were no tickets to be had for opening day. A quick call to Vince Trovato at the Brewer ticket office cleared things up. According to Vince, there are some standing room tickets still available, as well as some obstructed view seats, but they have to be purchased either at the ticket office or over the phone. Thanks for clearing that up, Vince!


So there you go, Brewer fans. One-stop shopping for all of your Brewer updates in one handy location. Until next time, it’s 33 days, 17 hours and counting until we’ll hear the sweet sounds of cheering crowds and cracking bats at Miller Park. Go Brewers!



Monday, February 27, 2006

IT'S MILLER TIME!

Special Law to benefit Miller Brewery Workers
Passage Expected Tuesday

It’s Miller Time

By Michael Horne

Attention third shift workers at Miller Brewing Company! Thanks to you, co-workers can buy fresh, tasty, delicious Miller products – closed packages only – at the brewery until 11 p.m. – two hours later than now permitted by law for sales to anybody else in the city.

That’s the way Common Council File 051389 reads. The council will vote on the measure Tuesday February 28th at its regular meeting.

As the law now states, no holder of a class “A” Fermented Malt Beverage Retailer’s License may sell fermented malt beverages between the hours of 9 p.m. and 8 a.m. The law will create the following very limited exception for any “brewery that operates a bonafide 3rd shift for at least 9 months of a previous year.”

A brewery that qualifies –- and Miller is the only one to come to mind - – “may sell fermented malt beverages to its employees in a designated employee shopping area on brewery premises between the hours of 8:00 a.m. to 11:00 p.m.,” if the Mayor and Common Council of the City of Milwaukee do so ordain. The measure was introduced by council president Willie Hines, Jr. The brewery is located in his district.

There is no evidence of any person or firm lobbying for or against this bill at this time, but those reports aren’t due until July, anyway.


ECONOMIC INTEREST STATEMENTS DUE

By Michael Horne

February 28th is the due date for the “Statement of Economic Interests” required of all City of Milwaukee elected officials, and many of the city’s employees. A review of past documents shows that our representatives and higher-ranking bureaucrats tend to be people of modest means.

Mayor Tom Barrett, for example, did not own a single investment worth more than $50,000 in the calendar year 2004, according to the report he filed on February 28th 2005. As of that date, he did have 15 investments worth less than $50,000, but more than $5,000. (Principal residence is excluded.) The mayor did get some gifts in 2004. The Mayor of Galway, Connaught, Ireland gave his Milwaukee counterpart a silver desk clock and a Galway lead crystal bowl, and the Governor-elect of Puebla, Mexico gave the man who lost a primary race to become Wisconsin governor a ceramic bowl.

Beth Nicols of the Downtown BID gave the mayor a framed black and white photograph of the Honorable Thomas M. Barrett. (You can never go wrong giving a politician a photograph of himself. Unless he’s naked). Joe Pecoraro gave Barrett a “metal artwork depicting mayor” (this I’ve gotta see!) and the Bank of America in Chicago paid for the mayor’s dinner with Barack Obama at a Chicago Economic Club function.

Still more art, for the poor guy, this time a framed artwork entitled Milwaukee as a Kaleidoscope donated by Lloyd Levin.

Bev Greenberg of Time Warner bought the mayor dinner at Scott Shully’s Chef’s Table. (By the way, the Mayor’s people misspelled “Nicols” and “Shully” on the form. They managed to crank out “Barack Obama” with no hitches.)

The Greater Milwaukee Visitors and Convention Bureau (spelled right, wrong name) sprung $582.56 for a flight to and a hotel in Philadelphia where Barrett participated in the NAACP convention there, and gave frequent flyer Barrett another $629.24 hotel / flight package deal to Austin where he participated in the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce Convention. [Both organizations held major events in Milwaukee in 2005.] The Democratic National Committee gave our mayor a $500 flight and hotel to somewhere for a “meeting with other Mayors and participation in news conference,” and the Greater Milwaukee Committee paid a $189.59 hotel bill so that the mayor could participate in “CEOs for Cities in Chicago,” that toddling town.

Comptroller W. Martin “Wally” Morics, CPA, filed his report on deadline last year. The man who watches our money put his into the Vanguard 500 Index Fund, the FMI Focus Fund and the Mainstay 500 Index Fund, very conservative investments for a very conservative individual. Morics has a balance of over $50,000 in each of those funds.

Wayne F. Whittow, our city treasurer, includes his social security income on his statement of Economic Interests, which probably tells you enough right there. He also receives money from the Employee Trust Funds of Madison, Wisconsin for “Legislative Service” back before you were born.

City Attorney Grant F. Langley, who likewise filed his 2004 numbers at the very last moment, has got a family member who works at Blockbuster Video, and owns a 1/3 interest in a residential property on Harmony Point Lane in Boulder Junction, up dere in Vilas county. He’s listed as owning $50,000 or less in stock in McDonald’s Corp.; Prax Air, Inc.; Dow Chemical and Exxon Mobil. The State Bar of Wisconsin, where he served as a member of the Board of Governors, paid him $750 in 2004 as expenses to attend meetings.

Thank God these men have great big pensions awaiting them, since they certainly have been lightweights about investing over the years.

This brings us to Stuart S. Mukamal, an assistant city attorney who appears to be loaded. He shows 35 separate investments of between $5,000 and $50,000, including stakes in such firms as Associated Bancorp, Merck & Co., Exxon Mobil Corp. (just like his boss!), General Electric, J.P. Morgan Chase, Tootsie Roll Industries, Washington Mutual, Anheuser Busch, Citigroup, Microsoft, Morgan Stanley, Procter & Gamble, Target Corp., Wal-Mart Stores, Walgreen Co., Wells Fargo & Co. and a number of municipal bond funds (closed-end, of course.) Mukamal’s report is for the year 2005; he filed in with plenty of time to spare on January 26, 2006.


CATHOLIC LAWYER LIST EXPLOITED FOR POLITICAL PURPOSES


By Michael Horne

It started innocently enough as a reminder that the annual Red Mass was to be held on February 26th at the Cathedral of St. John the Evangelist, with a reception to follow at the Milwaukee Athletic Club. The notice circulated among the e-mail membership list of the St. Thomas More Lawyers Society, which counts among its members many of the bigshots in Milwaukee’s legal community, beginning with District Attorney E. Michael McCann and working its way down the ranks. The Red Mass originated in Europe in the 14th century, and marked the beginning of court season (the legal, not the royal, kind.)

The innocent announcement soon wound up as a bulletin board on legislative proposals when republican Rep. Mark Gundrum emailed everybody on the list with a political suggestion. Gundrum chose the catholic attorney’s organization to lobby for passage of a proposed constitutional amendment to make gay marriage doubly illegal in Wisconsin.

“This Tuesday the Wisconsin state constitutional amendment to preserve one man – one woman marriage in this state will be up for a vote in the Assembly,” he wrote. “This is the final hurdle before it (hopefully) goes to a vote of the people on a statewide referendum ballot this November. If you are interested in voicing your opinion on this, I encourage you to go to the Wisconsin Legislatures website … [Gundrum then gives instructions on how to contact one’s legislator and to encourage the legislator to “vote in favor of SJR 53.”] … “Prayers are also appreciated,” he finishes.

This message caused the following tart comment from fellow Catholic attorney and legislator, democrat Rep. Pedro Colon who wrote: “I will not be supporting this as you all know that Wisconsin Law already clearly bans gay marriage. I did not know that I had access to this e-mail list for political purposes. However, please advise me of the policy in order to take advantage of this tool in the future, especially as it relates to the persecution of immigrants under current legislative proposals.” Ouch!


LOUDER, FASTER, HARDER

Madison's JJO Hits Mke via Web

By Michael Horne

WJJO, a rocking FM station in Madison, Wisconsin, has landed on computers throughout Milwaukee -- and the world. Dubbed "JJO Milwaukee dot com," the internet radio station is not simply a streaming version of the Madison broadcasts, but is designed, management says, exclusively for the listeners of Milwaukee, who apparently have beseiged management by the thousands asking for the station to set up shop here.

The station does not broadcast any '80s music, because I guess that's what our big brothers and sisters were listening to when we were little kids and like does it suck, but management promises "Milwaukee will hear new rock first and only on JJO Milwaukee.com," according to Randy Hawke, the manager of the cyberstation. For more information, click on this link.

BATCH OF SPICUZZAS TURNS UP



In what might be one of the final instances of such an occurence, a batch of paintings by Francesco Spicuzza (1883-1962) have turned up in Milwaukee. Spicuzza, a Milwaukee impressionist best known for his scenes of frolickers at Bradford Beach, painted a variety of subjects during his long career. The recent batch, which may be examined at De Lind Fine Arts, 400 E. Mason St., descended in the family of Spicuzza's physician, Dr. Herman Weber who apparently accepted the works as payment. They date to the latter part of the artist's career, according to Michael Goforth and William DeLind of the gallery. The scenes range in size from the painting of a horse and plow, [shown here*], an oil on canvas which is about 2' x 3', to smaller works on academy board that are about the size of a sheet of writing paper.
The subject matter and the quality vary, which is a constant with Spicuzza. A watercolor showing a solitary fisherman in the distance is among the larger works, and it appears to have been fluidly drawn in pleine aire, as do the other scenes, including pictures of what appear to be summer cabins and recreational boaters, vintage 1950.
DeLind says the word is out on the street that the paintings are at his shop; he says a Spicuzza descendant will pop in later this week to take a look at the long-unseen paintings.
So are these the last of the Spicuzzas? It is a tantalizing prospect, and a perennial question in the art world. As DeLind puts it, "even though most have been found, more seem to turn up. Not like 10 or 20 years ago, but they do turn up. ... This collection is highly unusual."
Check for yourself.
--Michael Horne