IT'S A GIRL! KOHL INTERN "HOTTEST ON HILL"

IT’S A GIRL! KOHL AIDE IS “HOTTEST HILL INTERN”

Stephanie Carter, an intern in the office of Senator Herb Kohl, has been chosen as the hottest female intern on Capitol Hill by the readers of Wonkette, a political website for “people with dirty minds.” (Click on the link, and see for yourself.)

Carter, a brunette, was not in the office today when milwaukeeworld.com called to find out a bit more about her.

She was the easy winner in the poll, gathering 25 per cent of 8,093 votes cast among a field of nine contestants. The runner-up received a scant 15 per cent of the votes. Her victory was announced this afternoon.

Carter received a number of endorsements, including these:

“Stephanie is a total knock-out!”

“I go to school with [Stephanie] and let me just say this girl can party and her tits are the size of my head.”

“Nicknamed ‘Hungry Eyes,’ Ms. Stephanie is the cutest intern you’ll ever see on the Hill… with a Julia Roberts smile and eyes that will melt your heart… Stephanie is your girl!”

It is not the first time Senator Kohl’s office has been recognized for its staff. The senior senator from Wisconsin has been identified as one of the best people to work for in Congress, according to Roll Call, a newspaper that covers events on Capitol Hill.

-- Michael Horne